The Orange That Did Rhyme

A French guy offered me an orange just now, “for free”.

“It’s a real orange,” he said, as he held it up for study. I’d just eaten three mandarines at home, so I declined. He persisted. I relented. No point in making a guy work to do a good deed, I thought.

Walking down the street seconds later, tossing and catching the orange in the air, I wondered what I was going do with it… eat it, nope; keep it all night, too bulky; throw it away, not an option.

Then, right there, the solution. The orange suddenly had a purpose.

A dreadlocked and thin young man of European origin, digging in a rubbish bin, chewing on some crusts of bread, stood in front of me. As he took the piece of fruit, he gave me the look you give someone who’s just found your missing car keys, it was kinda odd.

All the above took about 30 seconds. The gift. The walk. The giving away of the fruit. It’s taken longer to type this sentence.

In a world so full of noise, it was a rare moment when something actually felt like it made sense.

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For Sale: Radiohead Drill EP

I’m selling my most-valuable CD. It’s a whopping 19 years old.

It’s Radiohead’s first-ever commercial CD release, from 1992, called “Drill”, it’s an EP of four tracks, “Prove Yourself”, “Stupid Car”, “You”, and “Thinking About You”. This is not a reissue, it’s an original.

For those who are fans of the band (most everyone), it’s a nice one to complete your collection. I have this CD a long time. Jewel case (plastic) is worn. Inlay card in perfect condition, no tears, cuts or punch holes. CD itself is a purple colour, with “radiohead drill r” written on it, with the names and duration of the four tracks and the total time (10m 28s). I put the CD in the player five minutes ago and the sound is perfect, no jumps, no hiss, no problem. Parlophone logo also appears (small, centred), 1992 also appears. The little plastic teeth that hold the CD in place are mostly broken (but you can replace the jewel case (I’m just providing the original to keep it real)). Content pertaining to producer, engineer, design and art direction and so on also appears.

Here’s a scan of the CD cover:

For Sale: Radiohead Drill EP

If you buy from me (and if it’s OK with you), I’ll publish your name in a new post (or edit of this one), and if you’ll give it to me, a little paragraph around why you decided to purchase this CD from me, because it’s not cheap.

So, speaking of money, I’m selling this for €234.56 / STG£200. For that I’ll wrap it up in a nice padded envelope, I’ll pay the postage, and I’ll dispatch it to you within 24 hours of receiving payment (Paypal suits me, if it suits you.)

Leave a comment if you’re interested, comments won’t be published. Any questions posed will be answered.

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Still Alive

I haven’t died. Still alive. Still here.

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My €45.50 Website Experiment

I launch a website today, as an experiment. It’ll probably bomb, but at least I tried.

It cost me €45.50 to complete.

€10.50 for three photos at iStockPhoto

€5.00 to sign-up a new account at Google Adwords

€30.00 to buy a half-decent domain name. (I could have bought something rubbish for €4 of €5 but if the experiment doesn’t bomb then at least I’ll be able to continue using the domain).

The domain by the way is http://www.xtras.tv and as (I hope) it suggests, it’s to connect wannabe extras with production companies looking for extras in Spain.

It’s only a three-page site, with two of those three pages only for the purpose of housing a form for submission.

The idea, to gauge if there’s any interest in this idea.

Google sent me a €75 voucher in the mail to spend on Google Adwords, so that’s why I decided to do this. Voucher had to be activated by September 30th.

Site took me about two hours to design and build. I’m interested to see how many, if any, visitors come to the site via Google Adwords, and this will allow me to assess if there’s an idea here or not. If not, I’ve only lost two hours of my time, and less than €50. Cheap research, really.

And if it works… then, well, you’ll hear more about it here! :)

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The End of My Musical Paralysis

I feel as if I have awoken from a deep sleep.

For the first time in 18 months, I have found new music that moves me.

It’s like I have been buried underground, listening to the worms and centipedes all this time.

Suddenly, I’m receptive to new tunes, it seems the gloom has passed.

Ladies and gentlemen: Jesca Hoop.

Jesca Hoop

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Suicide by Tweeting? What to do?

What do you do when you read a tweet purporting to be a suicide note? Do you take it seriously? Do you wonder if perhaps it’s some form of creative musing? Do you DO anything?

That was my dilemma this morning, when I started reading tweets posted from within 1km radius of my location.

There is was “Personal Post: Suicide”.

My problem was, the damn thing was in the Spanish language, linking via bit.ly to a blogpost, and while I have a decent grasp of Spanish, I wouldn’t pick up on nuances suggesting it was a gag the same way as I would in English.

“27 Minutes Ago,” it said beside the tweet. I’m too late now anyway, I thought, trying to give myself comfort.

He wrote, “this is the end of the road”; “soon I’ll lose consciousness”; “I’ve just taken 146 pills”; “I’m lying on my sofa, waiting for this to happen”; “goodbye life, goodbye world”.

Great. What do I do? Phone the police? And tell them what? “No, I don’t know the guy, nor even his name”; “No, I don’t know exactly where he is”. “Yes, yes, I read this on Twitter, what’s Twitter? Oh, well, Twitter is…”

And all this in Spanish you realise, because this is happening in Barcelona. So I phone a Spanish-speaking friend to parse the blog post, the language, to assess the gravity of it. “Too busy, sorry,” she replied. I felt like a fool trying to explain the thing to her. She must think I’m mad. Shite!

What now? Check Twitter again, see if he’s still tweeting… nothing… nothing for the last 35 minutes.

Do I look-up the whois on the domain name on which the blog resides to get a phone number; do I tweet back to ask “Um, are you still alive?”; do I contact his followers; or perhaps I SHOULD call the police.

Then, suddenly, signs of life, 40 minutes after his suicide-post, he tweets again, he’s still alive, it’s nothing related, it’s a retweet, boring in its absolute normality.

What DO you do?

Here’s his Twitter – “Post Personal: El Suicido” (February 3rd around 10am GMT). It’s an odd time to commit suicide, I thought.

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Launch of Dublin Rocks

Fourteen months to the day since my last post, but I’ve been paying the domain name and hosting charges, so we’re still here. I’ve been drawn to writing of late, so perhaps you’ll see me here more often.

Dublin Rocks Concerts Events Ireland

In the meantime, what really spurred me into action today – recovering my forgotten username/password and so on – is the launch of my new site Dublin Rocks, which attempts to list upcoming gigs and concerts in Dublin, Ireland, it’s something of a challenge, but I’ll give it my best shot, nearly 2000 events on there right now. I invite you to visit, and give me your feedback.Until later.

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Brings A Tear To My Eye

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Google’s Gaudi Mishears “Ireland”

I was testing Google’s Gaudi application today, which allows searchers to find words buried in the audio channel of videos they watch.Being Irish, I decided to search the word “Ireland” and was intrigued to find Obama, Larry King, Rudy Guiliani and John Edwards all speaking about Ireland recently… except they weren’t, they were speaking about “Iowa”. Why? Well, it seems Gaudi needs a little more tweaking, when the word/name “Iowa” is spoken, it thinks it’s hearing “Ireland”. Shame. And I thought we were suddenly popular! 

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Clever…

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